I think that "Most Handsome and Most Beautiful" and "Cutest" would probably require too broad of a brush stroke at our age.  Here are some of my suggestions:

 

Best Hair- styling (both male & female)

 

Best Hair- cut and color (ladies category only)

 

Best Hair- gray with slight color

 

Best Hair- dark with slight color

 

Best Hair- without much hair

 

Best Bald Head - male & possible female

 

Best Looking-  from the neck up

 

Best Looking - from the neck down

 

Best Looking- in broad daylight

 

Best Looking- in dim lighting

 

Best Surgery- cosmetic only

 

Best Surgery- non-cosmetic (extra points awarded for surgery resulting from gunshot wounds)

 

Best Listener- we could have an audiologist at the party, administering hearing tests

 

Best Memory- at 10:30 everone lines up at the door.  Whoever finds his/her car first wins the award. 

 

First Broken Hip Award- has anyone had a bathtub fall yet? 

 

Most Nights in the Pokey- contestants must bring copies of rap sheets for nomination in this category.  

Most Indictments-  two categories.  "With Convictions" and "Without Convictions."  

Best Medicated- prescription drugs only 

Best Medicated- non-prescription drugs (I'm guessing this can include alcohol)

Most Likely to Go Off the Deep End-  self-nomination category which includes a SHORT   dissertation on reasons why they should win.   Results determined by popular vote.  Classmates who have won a Best Medicated Category Prize can neither be nominated nor can they vote for this award. 

What do you think?  Suggestions?  Revisions?